HUMOR FROM A 7 YEAR OLD   Author:  23075  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/16/2004 1:08:00 PM) This post has been Viewed (756 times) Then there was the dog who was roaming down the street when he saw a park bench with a sign that read, "Wet paint." So......he did. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Mrs. Lee commissioned a carpenter to build a dog house for her beloved Chowsie. When the carpenter was finished, he proudly showed her his handiwork. "If I say so myself," said the carpenter, "It's flawless." "Oh my," said Mrs. Lee. "Then what will my poor Chowsie walk on?" <><><><><><><><><><><>><><><><><><><><><><><><<><> Benjamin's German shepherd had a litter. Unable to keep them, Benjamin couldn't understand why he didn't get a single response from his advertisement. FREE!!!GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPPIES. DEVOTED, PLAYFUL, WILL EAT ANYTHING - ESPECIALLY LIKE YOUNG CHILDREN. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> As the fire truck roared past, the Taylor children stared with wide eyes at the stately Dalmation riding on the back. "Y'know," said one of the kids, "I bet they use him to pull kids to safety." "Nope," said another. "They prob'ly use him to keep people away from the fire." The third child shook his head. "you're both wrong," he said. "Oh?" said the others in unison. "What's he for?" The child replied, "They use him to find the fire hydrant." <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>< The policeman walked quickly over to Diego, who had stopped to let his dog give birth to puppies in the middle of Fifth Avenue. "Say," said the officer, "you can't let your dog do that here!" "Why not?' said Diego. "See the sign over there, it says, 'Fine for Littering'." <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>< You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here Scroll all the way down to read replies. Show all stories by   Author:  23075 ( Click here ) Spring is coming