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What Do You Say To A Naked Man? ~ Hey Larry ~

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/29/2004 7:40:00 PM)
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This is a TRUE account, as it just happend at a quarter to five this morning, Mountain Time.

Well, it all began innocently enough. My cat has this tendancy to wake me when she wants to be fed. Usually she will jump on me, or casually brush by my arm or leg while I'm sleeping. But she only does this once.

What caught my attention is the incessant licking on my feet! And if any of you happen to own a cat, or have a cat that owns you, you will know that a cat's tounge is likened to sandpaper.

Ok, so I awoke to see what she wanted. I figured that if I went to the kitchen where her food dish was, I would fill it and go back to sleep.

Problem was, she would not enter into the kitchen area. Normally she would race ahead to her dish, and await to be fed. But this time she halted right at the entrance-way.

Very odd, I thought. I switched on the lights and much to my surprise, though not hers, I began to realize why she was licking my feet so earnestly.

Water was leaking through my light fixture and onto the kitchen floor. It was'nt too bad, and I grabbed a mop, then placed a couple pots and pans to catch the drips.

After I cleaned and seemingly got things under control, I stepped outside my front door and looked upstairs to the unit above. There was a light on in the kitchen window, and a shadow passed by. That told me that somebody was up, and probably getting ready for work.

So I figured that since the water was coming from above, I might as well go and ask the person if there is a leak coming from their unit. Even though it was five in the morning.

I knocked on the door..... and at this time of day, I would have expected an answer such as "Who Is It?"

But no, the door opened and there stood this man ... naked as a jaybird.

He must have just wakened himself, no doubt. Then he realized it and jumped behind the door, with his head peeking out.

( Me, after I diverted my eyes to another direction, in the dark wee hours of the morning) "Uh.. sorry to bother you so early in the morning. I live in the unit directly below you. And there is water leaking through my kitchen ceiling. By any chance is your dishwasher, or washing machine having problems?"

(Him.. the naked guy) "Well I did notice that my carpet was damp".

(Me, still diverting my eyes ) " Ok, well if you would, check on it and let me know, ok?"

( Him, still naked) "Why don't you try and contact the property manager?"

( Me.... glad to get a chance to leave an embarrasing situation) "Will do! And sorry to intterupt you so early in the morning!"

With that, I left and went back home. Once inside my place, I soon heard noises from above. I can only guess that Him was moving some appliances around to spot the water problem. About an hour later, the leaking had ceased.

I went to work, and inspected the damage once I got back home. It did'nt appear to be that bad. But I did get in touch with the property manager to inform them of the matter. Just for future reference, so that any problem that could arise in the future as a result of this day, can be traced.

I did'nt tell the manager anything more than was necessary.

And I treated my cat to some fresh tuna. Hey, it was'nt a fire mind you. But she did sound the alarm.

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Date: 9/29/2004 7:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Animals, I have read about, and heard of, can sense things. Ok, in this case my cat was in fear of getting her feet wet. Food can be enticing, and motivational. :p  
Date: 9/29/2004 7:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 14780    Yeah, water is pretty scary for a kat...*meow* :p  
Date: 9/29/2004 7:58:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    LOL! Katsho, a cat is very intuitive! :)  
Date: 9/29/2004 8:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 14226    haha well written. embarrassing
  
Date: 9/29/2004 8:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Ain't it the truth? LOL!  
Date: 9/29/2004 8:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    This is true? lol this is so funny!  
Date: 9/29/2004 8:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Princess Jen , it's all true. And my cat is still wanting fresh tuna! :)  
Date: 9/29/2004 8:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I've come upon naked people before and find that the ladies like you to just stand there with your jaw hanging and the guys get off on something like, "Yo Mule." Hey Larry :) Life is stranger than fiction, sometimes..hehe..Write on....;)  
Date: 9/29/2004 8:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hee hee Kronk! If it were not for the fact my cat favors tuna.... well you get the picture.  
Date: 9/29/2004 8:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    AHHHHH!!!arent cats just wonderful...although we had a cat who loved to be bathed...I suppose it got used to water with the kids throwing her in the swimming pool right from when she was a kitten!!!!she got so used to it, she used to swim around with us when we were in there lol!!!and they are very intuitive! thats for sure....what a way to start your day off Larry!!!to see that nekid man would make the mind boggle lol!!! hugs  
Date: 9/29/2004 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    LOL how very kewl! What an intresting story! LOL  
Date: 9/30/2004 5:35:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Thanks everyone. And yeppers, I don't think I can face my neighbor again. Or look at him in the same way, LOL!  
Date: 9/30/2004 5:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 46320    That is great Larry! What an embarrassing situation to be in. Sounds like you handled it pretty well. The cat deserves that tuna! Don't know if I would be able to face my neighbor again. Be Good...  
Date: 9/30/2004 9:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 53284    LOL!! Thanks for the good laugh. That will teach you to knock on doors at such an early hour.

I was once confronted by a naked man who wanted to know what time it was. There were quite a few people there besides myself but I blurted out "It looks like the big had is on the six"
  
Date: 9/30/2004 10:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 26363    Well if that ain't a morning eye-opener I don't know what is! LOL I would have loved to seen the look on your face...a kodak moment.  
Date: 9/30/2004 12:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    LOL!!!  
Date: 9/5/2005 7:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    Oooh boy...that would be terrible!! LOL :D  

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