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You can learn a lot from a cartoon...sometimes lol ~*Phe*~

  Author:  609  Category:(Quotes) Created:(9/28/2004 9:20:00 PM)
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I was watching the new show 'Father of the Pride' tonight and caught a great quote! Danny Devito's character was complaining that there wasn't 'water access' (bathroom) because he was a lobster eating at an animal restaurant. One of the lions at the table said "There's not many aquatic animals here so I don't think there's a point to having water access.'

One of Devito's scarcastic reply is what had me howling. '...Why bother making bumpy books for those jerks that can't see?!!'

I just thought it was a great statement about a disappointing and growing attitude that I have been seeing recently.

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Date: 9/28/2004 9:59:00 PM  ( Admin )   Why bother making bumpy books for those jerks that can't see
Date: 9/28/2004 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 5229    Very well said Phe ;) and a very good quote.  
Date: 9/29/2004 7:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 25390    I saw that last night. That was an awesome episode. It held a lot of truth to it, and was funny as heck!  
Date: 9/29/2004 9:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 13119    And what disappointing and growing attitude is it that you have been seeing lately?  
Date: 9/29/2004 9:19:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 609    I think it's obvious from the quote Magoo.  
Date: 9/29/2004 9:23:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 609    Wasn't it Odd! I really like that show it's pretty good. I'm still curious if Sigfreid and Roy do their own voices or not. Best scean that night I think was the lobster and Barbra Strisand (I know I spelt the names wrong lol) fighting lol. MY husband loves how whenever Sigfreid and Roy walk in anywhere they have their team music and sparkles lol. I hope that show lasts a long time, it sure gets a lotta laughs out of me lol.  
Date: 9/29/2004 9:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 609    Holy typos Batman...sorry about that. I don't think I have to point out my obvious flubs lol  
Date: 9/29/2004 9:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 25390    I loved it when the power went out and they turned on their strobe lights and started doing the robot. I lost it, LMAO.  
Date: 9/29/2004 9:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 25390    I just looked it up. The voices of the two are Siegfried - Julian Holloway and Roy - Dave Herman  
Date: 9/29/2004 10:28:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 609    Thanks for that Odd...omg thoes strobes, everytime I see them I loose it lol.  

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