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"ship shape"......kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(9/27/2004 6:48:00 PM)
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Hail all! Welcome aboard the SS "Mindless."

Next berth on the left, if you're looking for "Kindness."

"Credentials please....Thank you..That's fine.

Say! Where'd you find that purse? It sure looks like mine."


I'm just curious..Do you have anything to declare?

It's shipboard routine..I really don't care.

Next line asks, "Own a knife or a gun?"

If you don't then, by jove, we'll just issue you one.


There's a casino on board..All the tables are rigged.

If you act like a flounder, then you'll surely get gigged.

Ship's doctor's a freak..Chief Engineer is a lush.

Security's ex-librarian..Listen when she says "hush."


Our captain's ok, if you don't mind cross-dressing.

Purser thinks he a priest...Anyone for confessing?

Entertainment director?? Hey..Wow, man! That's me!

If you think this is weird, wait 'till we go to sea.




















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Date: 9/27/2004 6:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!! ohhh man!!! well then, I'm booking a berth on that ship for sure...sounds like it will be a barrel of fun...hehehehehe!!!! hugs hun  
Date: 9/27/2004 7:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 4548    all we need is for this to open with ozzy's laugh from the beginning of "crazy train." ah well, all we really want are fair winds and following seas  
Date: 9/27/2004 7:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Zema :) I can just imagine this crowd all together on the same boat...hehe..What a blast! Thanks for reading, sister..:)  
Date: 9/27/2004 7:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Jezebel :) You know something of the sea-faring ways, my sweet.;) Teach me how to do the tonga.:) Thank you for stopping in, missy..:)  
Date: 9/27/2004 7:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 37038    omg that was soooo funny!!! and cute!! what a smart creation!  
Date: 9/27/2004 7:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 37038    i book marked that one!  
Date: 9/27/2004 9:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 13546    My friend!! *smiles* This made me all warm inside.. *giggles* I love the way you protrayed this one.. aie yes.. its truly the unique "oddness" that makes life that much more interesting!! Thanks for the fantastic read!! :)  
Date: 9/27/2004 11:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 50499    LOL! That would make for a very interesting trip, now wouldn't it?! :) Cute and fun.  
Date: 9/28/2004 5:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 46320    Heading out on the high seas with this crowd would be too much fun. Save me a cabin with a porthole! Be Good...  
Date: 9/28/2004 7:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 62881    So much for the Love Boat! This one puts it to shame! All Aboard...........  
Date: 10/5/2004 2:03:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    AlicenChains :) Ahhhhh, my mentor :) You honor me greatly, lady. Thanks for stopping in....  
Date: 10/5/2004 2:04:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Rainbow Angel :) Thank you, lady. Viva la difference, indeed. Stay sweet :)  

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