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HAHAHAHHAH extremely funny away messages!

  Author:  56297  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/30/2003 9:32:00 AM)
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lol i got these from a site they have some really good stuff in the humor section, so i chose some funny away messages NOTE: these are actual away messages that were used by ppl!

1.You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation

2.Just because I have a short attention span-... (I'm having a short attention span crisis. If I'm not back in five minutes...wait longer.)

3.Hi! This is my away message. You can: a.) Leave a message, b.) write me an e-mail, or c.) rip off all your clothes and run around the block naked yelling "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA."While this may not help you get a message to me any sooner, you will quickly meet some very nice, understanding people in white coats who will be happy to listen to you.

4.I'm gone, but if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone

5.i'm sorry but i just spontantiously combusted. But not to worry, just as soon as i re-collect my vital organs and put out the fire i'll be right back.

6.I am busy spraying the street in front of my house with cooking oil... I'll be back after the first car drives by!

7..3333333333333333333333333... Once you start, you can't stop. Just say NO to repeating decimals

8.I'm not here. If I'm not back by __, I'm probably dead.

9.I'm trapped down a well with a giraffe and a pineapple. We'll talk later

10.I'm intermittently pounding my head into a brick wall and screaming. Leave a message and I'll eventually find my way back.

lol hope u enjoyed these =D

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Date: 12/30/2003 9:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 57579    LOL I love those keep em comming   
Date: 12/30/2003 9:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 1799    lol.. those are cute.. i love away msgs.. i know two that i use that are funny.. the first is "not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed are we?.... wait.." .. and the other one goes "roses are black. violets are black.. omg, i'm color blind!"  
Date: 12/30/2003 9:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 60018    Lol, I've seen some really funny ones but I can't remember them!  
Date: 12/30/2003 9:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 37449    heheh, Yeah Im definitly bookmarking these.  
Date: 12/30/2003 9:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 23101    Thanks for sharing Tina Turner 12. *hugz* I especially liked number 1 through number 4. These were cute.   
Date: 12/30/2003 9:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 943    I liked the cooking oil in the street one the best. LOL.  
Date: 12/30/2003 9:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 48531    one and six are great. *evil grin* fun post. thanks :P  
Date: 12/30/2003 10:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 58334    why did you delete my comment? I said I like these thats all.  
Date: 12/30/2003 10:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 30051    LOL! I had to use one..The cooking oil one is so funny!  
Date: 12/30/2003 10:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    These were cute especially #9. lol.  
Date: 12/30/2003 12:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 56297    lol i didnt delete ur comment not that i remember! Thanks for the replies guys! check back for another post on some more away messages   
Date: 12/30/2003 12:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 54060    hehe..those was good...great post! (hugs)  
Date: 12/30/2003 12:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    LOL!! These are good!   
Date: 12/30/2003 2:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 19460    how about I'll be right back and I'll bring you a basket of water in a can... or would you prefer a nice ham sandwich made of freshly sliced swiss cheese?  
Date: 12/30/2003 2:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 59861    lol, i used them all. keep them comin!! peace n luv  
Date: 12/30/2003 11:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 51587    hehe..these are good..might have to use a couple of them *huggs*  
Date: 1/1/2004 6:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 22852    LOL.. copied some of these for myself.. and #8 on the other post... Loved it! Thanks for the laughs
  
Date: 1/2/2004 7:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 13199    okay yea these were great!THey seriously made my day a whole lot better*hugs*~Abyss~  

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