HAHAHAHHAH extremely funny away messages!

lol i got these from a site they have some really good stuff in the humor section, so i chose some funny away messages NOTE: these are actual away messages that were used by ppl!

1.You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation

2.Just because I have a short attention span-... (I'm having a short attention span crisis. If I'm not back in five minutes...wait longer.)

3.Hi! This is my away message. You can: a.) Leave a message, b.) write me an e-mail, or c.) rip off all your clothes and run around the block naked yelling "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA."While this may not help you get a message to me any sooner, you will quickly meet some very nice, understanding people in white coats who will be happy to listen to you.

4.I'm gone, but if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone

5.i'm sorry but i just spontantiously combusted. But not to worry, just as soon as i re-collect my vital organs and put out the fire i'll be right back.

6.I am busy spraying the street in front of my house with cooking oil... I'll be back after the first car drives by!

7..3333333333333333333333333... Once you start, you can't stop. Just say NO to repeating decimals

8.I'm not here. If I'm not back by __, I'm probably dead.

9.I'm trapped down a well with a giraffe and a pineapple. We'll talk later

10.I'm intermittently pounding my head into a brick wall and screaming. Leave a message and I'll eventually find my way back.

lol hope u enjoyed these =D

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