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Praying for the perfect man? Read this! Too funny!!

  Author:  61893  Category:(Discussion) Created:(5/13/2003 6:38:00 PM)
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Here is a cute and funny little prayer. I added my 2 cents on a few of these ..lol

A Girl's Prayer:

Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who says "You're never wrong." "Yea, I want one of those!"

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed, " Show me da money!"

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. "Ohhh, I'm in love!"

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never attempt to shag my best friend. "Or my cousin..lol" Amen.

** Ladies, want to add anything to this prayer?? ...LOL **

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Date: 5/13/2003 6:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 53052    *LOL* now that is cute!!  
Date: 5/13/2003 6:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61893    Anyone care to add to this prayer?   
Date: 5/13/2003 6:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 8278    LOL, that was cute. do men like this actually exist?? j/k LOL  
Date: 5/13/2003 6:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 60685    A man who cooks and takes out the trash...   
Date: 5/13/2003 6:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 4887    LOL! love it!  
Date: 5/13/2003 6:49:00 PM  ( Admin-6 )   "and won't complain when he's outta cash?" lol
Date: 5/13/2003 6:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    ROFLMAO... Hmmm, I think I have the perfect man, he does all the above.. But you guys can have him... he's alllll mine.. lmao Thanks for sharing *hugs*  
Date: 5/13/2003 6:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61893    Cage, no I don't think they do..lol  
Date: 5/13/2003 6:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61893    LOL.. you guys crack me up!  
Date: 5/13/2003 6:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    Can't*** not Can... gosh I cant type tonight AT all!  
Date: 5/13/2003 6:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    lmao.. @ Dina   
Date: 5/13/2003 7:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61893    A man who only has eyes for me...   
Date: 5/13/2003 7:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    hmmmm how about lets the girl pay for everything and makes up for it in Adult hour at home!  
Date: 5/13/2003 7:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 15997    LOL that is funny...thanks for sharing it.  
Date: 5/13/2003 8:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    LMAO@ kurt...  
Date: 5/13/2003 9:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    thats cute!! i've already got the perfect man   
Date: 5/13/2003 9:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    LOL that was cute. Thanks for sharing   
Date: 5/14/2003 3:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 1799    i love it. lol.  
Date: 5/14/2003 3:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL! Great one!  
Date: 5/14/2003 5:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 44321    Forget the man, get a dog LOL  
Date: 5/14/2003 5:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 61893    Well, too be honest I have the perfect man also, it took me awhile to really acknowledge it, but he is about as perfect as a man can get. Only time he tells me I am wrong is if I am arguing with him, but then he comes around to realizing that he was the one that was wrong We have been married over 10 years and he still thinks I am the hottest thing ever..lol Just like he did 11 years ago. A day NEVER passes without him telling me how pretty, beautiful or sexy I am, and always saying how much he loves me. Oh did I mention that he spoils me like crazy...lol So, yeah.. I have the perfect man Thanks for replying!  

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