The infamous red cat wanders through the busy USM park. King Caspian almost makes road kill out of her, but quickly stears his unicycle off the gravel trail to avoid her and ends up tail over head in the beautiful USM wishing fountain. The cat just continued on the path, unphased.
LadyLuck (laughing): Oh look, the king's been crowned!
She leaned in reaching out to help King get untangled.
King Caspian: Thank you me lady! This here contraption has crowned me several times over. But I will not stop until I am it's master.
LadyLuck: Kinky!
King Caspian (with a hearty laugh): Would you like me any other way, me lady. (ending his gesture with a gracious bow)
LadyLuck: Oh you are too much! I need to get over to the florists. Moongirl's not doing well, I wanted to pick her up something special.
King Caspian reached into his soaking pocket and pulled out a dripping wallet. He pulled out twenty-five USM bucks and held it out to LadyLuck.
KC: Would you mind ordering her some pretty flowers for me?
LadyLuck: It would be my pleasure.
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Radmin (on the phone): You think you found my dog? I'll be there right away!
HeyLarry: We don't have the dog in custody, only a picture, but I want you to come look at it. It should be filed under the dumb criminals section.
Radmin: Really? I'm on my way.
HeyLarry: Kelsey77, could you come in here for a second!
A little furry squirrel scurried into the office and hopped right on Larry's wrecked desk.
HeyLarry: Sk8r!!!!!! What's the meaning of this? Why is there a squirrel in my...
He stopped short of completing the sentence when Kelsey77 morphed back into her human form, falling off the desk in the process.
Kelsey77: Sorry sir, I'm still trying to get the hang of this shift-shaping stuff.
HeyLarry: A squirrel! Why a squirrel?
Kelsey77: Well for starters, no one's gonna suspect a squirrel!
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StarChazer: Good morning Becky. Did you here about Moongirl's dad?
Becky: Yeah, I dipped into the kitty and bought a gorgeous boquet of lillies, irises, starbursts, moonglows...you know, all the special varieties indigeneous to USM.
StarChazer: WOW! I bet those will make her feel better.
Becky: I hope so, she sure sounded down on the phone.
StarChazer: So anything good happen while I was gone?
Becky: Funny you should mention it. This stranger who signed in as John Doe, came in bleeding and limping badly last night right after you left.
StarChazer: Really? I always seem to miss out on the good stuff!
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Frankenstein: Honey, I'm home!
Bride: I was begining to get worried about you!
Frank: Well I ran into Alpha-Zero, I had to test him on a couple things since the opportunity arose.
Bride: I figured you were working! You have too much on your plate.
Frank: Speakin' of plate, I'm starving! What's for dinner?
Bride: Your favorite, Spam and Pit Pasta!
Frank: Smells delicious! I'm going to log on and see if my fans are biting!
Bride: Okay, your lunch will be ready in about 10 minutes.
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Later...
Moongirl finally gets back to her house to find over three dozen flower arrangements blocking her way to the front door.
She just falls to her knees and cries. She feels so loved by her friends. She lifts her head slowly and begins to soak in all the magnificent colors, and the healing begins.
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