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Signs That You Really Need To Go To The Grocery Store ¤Frankenstein¤

  Author:  47699  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(5/12/2003 6:50:00 PM)
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1. You're sick of 'water soup' and 'bread sandwiches'.

2. Sniffing the empty bread bag isn't very filling at all.

3. You've been using the same toilet paper over and over again for the past week.

4. The only flavoring you have for your pasta is to wave it past your next door neighbor who never bathes a few times.

5. Banquet and Freezer Queen dinners sound like gourmet fare.

6. It's been so long since you went, you can't even remember where the store is.

7. When a light bulb burns out, you wonder how you're supposed to be able to see to find another one. How are you supposed to get to the store in the dark? You don't even know where it is, anyway, for Heaven's sake.

8. The date on the milk is 3/9/1995.

9. The roaches complain that they're starving.

10. You've discovered that blue jeans aren't bad at all if you put enough salt on them.

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Date: 5/12/2003 6:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 8278    LMAO! yes, i have to agree, these are DEFINITE signs that a trip to the store is needed...but wait, you can't find the store, remember. oh well, i guess ya starve.lol. thanks for sharing.  
Date: 5/12/2003 6:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Thanks, Cage.
  
Date: 5/12/2003 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    and I wonder about you sometimes.....  
Date: 5/12/2003 7:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 13283    #3 and #9 are both great and GROSS ! Good stuff . Razzy aka  
Date: 5/12/2003 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 6915    cute  
Date: 5/12/2003 8:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 33517    Thanks for sharing Frank...**Big Canadian Hugs**  
Date: 5/12/2003 8:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...signs that you need to get another job... your Hamburger Helper lacks substance...perhaps adding hamburger would beef it up. ...the cat refuses to eat any more chicken wieners and gets more nourishment by eating flies. You begin to wish that you were more adept at catching small insects to fulfill the dietary requirements of that food group that you've been ignoring. ...the roaches have died. You've made a lovely Sunday dinner for yourself (recipes later). ...Toilet paper???  
Date: 5/12/2003 9:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    some of these actually tested my puke factor! (pit pasta) But Frozen Queen isn't that bad, now is it?  
Date: 5/12/2003 9:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    LOL! These were funny but I go the other extreme. I am a shopaholic even with groceries. I probably need counseling but who cares, shopping is my only vice. I had to live almost like that as ^^^ a kid.  
Date: 5/12/2003 10:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL! Great post!!  
Date: 5/12/2003 11:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 3998    YUCKY on #4.... lmbo! these are too funny! thank you for the laughs! hehehe roseann  
Date: 5/13/2003 5:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 54968    LOL!  
Date: 5/13/2003 2:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 22721    LOL! Funny stuff!  
Date: 5/15/2003 9:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 26598    These are good, thanks for sharing. I have one to add if I may. You convince your self that saltine crackers with mayonaise is just as filling as real bread sandwiches.  
Date: 5/16/2003 1:25:00 AM  ( SD-Admin )   LOL...Sounds like you have been Visiting my House right before we go to the food bank...LOL
Date: 5/17/2003 6:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 28363    lol, i missed this one, you are preaching to the choir here Frank  
Date: 5/24/2003 6:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 48809    I am like Shadow Ghost,I never know when to quit when buying groceries. At any given time, I usually have enough groceries on hand to start my own store! lol.  

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