Date: 5/12/2003 6:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 49172
6. When the officer says "Gee son, your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" don't say "Gee officer, your eyes look glazed.. have you been eating donuts?" lol  |
Date: 5/12/2003 6:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 47699
LOL @ Sparklzz!  |
Date: 5/12/2003 6:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 57721
haha those are great!  |
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Date: 5/12/2003 6:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 47699
Thanks, Jade Eyes. |
Date: 5/12/2003 6:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 16845
I always like the 'whoa! you musta been doing 125mph to catch me! Good job!' LOL  |
Date: 5/12/2003 7:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 54968
LOL! Great post!  |
Date: 5/12/2003 7:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 28848
lol!  |
Date: 5/12/2003 7:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 13283
7. Officer please hurry and give me my ticket or I will need to go even faster to get to where Im going .  Razzy aka  |
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Date: 5/12/2003 7:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 13283
8. Officer ? If I buy you donuts will you let me go ??? Razzy aka |
Date: 5/12/2003 7:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 8278
LOL! i would love to have the guts to actually say this to one someday. lol. especially #1 and #3. LOL  |
Date: 5/12/2003 7:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 38683
LOL!  |
Date: 5/12/2003 7:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 57074
lol! Officer: show me your license, Driver: would you mind holding my beer while i find my license?  |
Date: 5/12/2003 9:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 59418
LOL! number 2 is good!  |
Date: 5/13/2003 12:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 3998
whew, yeah not such things to say to them! lol thanks for sharing roseann  |
Date: 5/13/2003 3:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 35720
I always wanted to do number 3! LOL :P  |
Date: 5/13/2003 8:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 53284
So, when I was in high school the car I was in got pulled over. The driver was a real smart aleck. The cop comes swaggering up to the drivers window, flips open his ticket book and the driver says " I have a cheese burger and an order of fries." The cop does the best double take you've ever seen and then cracks up. He goes back to the police car, gets his buddy and they both come up to the car and the first cop tells his partner what the driver said. They both laugh for while. Then the first cop says "That was the funniest thing anyone has ever said. I'm going to let you go this time. If you ever try that line again be assured that we'll bust you for every thing that we possible can." With that we were free to go.  |
Date: 5/13/2003 2:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 22721
LMAO @ number 4!  |
Date: 5/15/2003 9:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 26598
I had been pulled over once for speeding when I was going to work. The officer kept apologizing for giving me a ticket. I thought he was having serious job burn out or a bad marriage.  |
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Date: 5/15/2003 11:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 3998
OAKY Wild BoB that is too funny! :-) and really your story too Pale Knight, whats up with that? hehe maybe he was NEW LMBO! too funny guys! roseann |
Date: 5/16/2003 1:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 33900
These are funny..My favorite was always: So really, what do you do with those drugs you seize?  |
Date: 5/17/2003 6:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 28363
if a cop pulls you over.. And you are not (a) a hot chick, or (b) lt. governor or higher, then you can forget about getting out of a ticket with cops around here (lmbo)  |
Date: 7/15/2005 5:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 16376
oh my, so were you funny. you are missed.  |
