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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!...missyterious girl**~

  Author:  54441  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/3/2002 12:47:00 AM)
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Death Row in Women's Prison

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.





The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''





Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!''



Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!''





Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!''



Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!''



and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''



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Date: 8/3/2002 12:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 55592    Lol, sis , this was "high"larious. Keep 'em coming.  
Date: 8/3/2002 12:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 60792    Yes I've read this before. Yes it is very funny. Since I'm not a blonde I feel free to laugh at these. lol j/k  
Date: 8/3/2002 12:55:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54441    thanks for reading guys!..missyterious girl**~  
Date: 8/3/2002 1:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 24003    LOL! This is really funny  
Date: 8/3/2002 1:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 52490    LMBO, Thats a good one! --HeArTbRoKeN  
Date: 8/3/2002 1:50:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54441    THANKS FOR READING,EVERYONE!..missyterious girl**~  
Date: 8/3/2002 3:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 21266    lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao oomg omg omg that is soo funny =D  
Date: 8/3/2002 3:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54441    hehe..ya it is..thanks for reading!..missyterious girl**~  
Date: 8/3/2002 3:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 59940    i heard this in like 6th g,but i guess it IS pretty hilarious?OMG,i just remembered a joke my uncle(not safe way uncle,lol!) told me!G2G!
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Date: 8/3/2002 6:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 39139    LOL. This is so funny! lol ~Beth~  
Date: 8/3/2002 6:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 13969    Hahahaha   
Date: 8/3/2002 8:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 56071    lol! too funny. ~OoDreamsoO  
Date: 8/3/2002 8:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 20069    hahahahahaha lol!!!  
Date: 8/3/2002 8:51:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54441    thanks for reading!..missyterious girl**~  
Date: 8/3/2002 9:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 55970    LOL! Heheheeee! *Jewel Fernandez*  
Date: 8/3/2002 11:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 55673    Sounds like something a blonde would do. lol Skeptic Angel  
Date: 8/3/2002 7:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 54081    Yeah, that is a cute joke. -PrincessPokie

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