A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...
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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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"I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar."
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~~Angeleyez~~
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