ENTITY

One night, after many drinks, Courtney and I (name changed to protect the innocent) were playing with the ouija. We introduced ourselves to someone who appeared to be friendly, and started some conversation. We thought we were alone in the house. But, when we started asking personal questions to this 'entity', it got very disturbed. First, the oracle would not move. Like it was trying to ignore us...but we wouldn't give up. Then, we clearly heard heavy footsteps walking on the floor above us. Suddenly, Courtney's popcorn (food changed to protect the innocent) caught ablaze in the microwave (appliance changed to protect the innocent). We quickly put it in the sink to put the fire out...Boy, were we freaked out. I exclaimed 'what the @#!# IS GOING ON HERE!' Then, the doorbell rang...the frightened pizza delivery boy declined our offer to have some drinks and talk to the entity. He got no tip. Finally, the entity materialized right before us...he grabbed poor, unsuspecting Courtney by the suspenders and swung her around until her hair fell out. Then, the entity burned one of my fingers by forcefully sticking it in it's belly-button. I thought it was trying to play 'pull-my-finger', but I guess not. After all the commotion, Courtney and I decided to have a few more drinks and post our story on the internet.

Courtney is bald and I am burnt