i was at my friend joes house eating up all his food like i always do...when suddenly,i saw a big bright light flashing across the street...at first,i thought 'oh,darn thats right mcdonalds is open late tonight,i better get goin'!i was walking across the street when suddenly...BOOM!! that little flashy thing hit me,it was in the form of our lord jesus christ...but i know it was not him for a fact because he was even uglier!! i said 'dangit! man,let me pass before mcdonalds closes!!! he said with a loud deep voice...'NO! LISTEN MY SON..YOU MUST STOP EATING ALL MIKES AND JOES FAMILYS FOOD BEFORE YOU MAKE THEM STARVE TO DEATH!'and then i realized that that ugly thing was absolutely right! i do need to stop.so i replied with 'ok,thank you!i am going to stop all this nonsense'! he said...'YES,MY SON,YES!'then he walked away and a eerie circular shape apperared in front of him and pulled him up with a blue beam. so naturally..i was felling hungry so i went over to joes house! and said 'dude,i need to leave,something came up!'and joe said 'uh..ok,dude...want some pringles'? i yelled back at him 'NO!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT NOR WILL EVER AGAIN TAKE YOUR FOOD!!' joe was like 'uh..yeah,ok!' so then i left his house and went over to gabes to munch out!! THE END How it changed my life:I DONT EAT JOES OR MIKES FOOD ANYMORE....YEAH RIGHT!!!
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